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Here are some legitimate comments I recently received…

 

Hello everyone!

 

It certainly has been a long time since I’ve shown my face around here, but it’s great to be back. In my defence, I have recently(ish) come back from extended overseas travels, seeing the world, trying new things. It was a blast, and now that I’m back it’s time to settle back into the blog. So, let’s see what’s going on in our comments, shall we? (Let’s keep in mind that I was negligent in setting up proper spam filers before I left…)

Clammy Blasphemy writes:

Hello there! This is my first visit to your blog!

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Thanks Clammy! That is both nice and coherent of you. Margaret Egelhoff has similar praise:

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You’re too kind, Margaret! Meanwhile, EssayPoups has some more practical advice:

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Having made this mistake myself several times in the past, this advice comes as a welcome relief. Senkovfet similarly tries to weigh in on the technical side of things, but is somewhat off-topic:

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Some, however, prefer the more personal and poetic:

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And while I do not like to ignore the many fans writing to me in non-roman alphabets, I must now skip forward to one final comment, left to me by one “Salespassportfake”. He writes:

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Mr Sales, I admire your steadfast dedication.

 

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